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theDate= new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var year = theDate.getYear();
year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;
var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;

var numquotes = 31;
quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);
quotes[1] = 'I try not to let myself get carried away by worrying.  My pall bearers will do it for me.';
quotes[2] = 'No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to satisfy a boss that says,  "I never expect my people to work any harder than I do ".';
quotes[3] = 'If you are a blood relative, a major blunder will be viewed as a minor misuse. If you are not a blood relative, a minor misuse could be seen as a major blunder.';
quotes[4] =  "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting a different result.";
quotes[5] = "Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.";
quotes[6] = "When it be within your power to return a harm done to you, consider which type of action will continue the discord and which will end it.";
quotes[7] = "No matter how bad a persons reputation is, if they treat you well you will probably still like them.";
quotes[8] = "Only a selected few get to pick the apples fresh from the tree. Most of us must be content with those that we can find on the ground.";
quotes[9] = "For the want of something more we lose more. In the status quo or less anything is a gain.";
quotes[10] = '"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you.  If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you". (from The Gospel of Thomas)';
quotes[11] = "With age comes experience and fewer surprises but as we grow older, we move slower.  As we grow older, time moves faster. ";
quotes[12] = "More times than not that which is the least appealing is the most beneficial.";
quotes[13] = "A vow made at the depletion of a passion is usually not a good one.";
quotes[14] = "In the early morning period before you are fully awake, anything other than your regular routine, no matter how simple, is always a difficult task.";
quotes[15] = "No apologies are needed as only those DOING something make mistakes.";
quotes[16] = "I don't have to attend every argument I am invited to.";
quotes[17] = "Tomorrow contains more joy than any yesterday you can recall.";
quotes[18] = "If you are a blood relative, a minor achievement will be seen as a major accomplishment. If you are not a blood relative, a major accomplishment could be viewed as a minor achievement.";
quotes[19] = 'It Could not be Done......,  But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,  Just take off your coat and go to it.  Just start to sing as you tackle the thing,  That cannot be done, and you will do it.  (Edgar A. Guest)';
quotes[20] = "Life is a do-it-yourself project.  Your life today is the result of your attitudes and choices in the past.  Your life tomorrow will be the result of your attitudes and the choices you make today.";
quotes[21] = 'In good company a hard chair will not bother me.';
quotes[22] = "Injustice any where makes it hard for justice every where.";
quotes[23] = "In my own review of regrets I found that a few of them were well thought out and logical but just turned out to be wrong.  Some were due to temptation.  Many were done be under stress and pressure.  A few were also caused by ignorance and stupidity.";
quotes[24] = "A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift.  A friend is someone to treasure.  For friendship is a gift.  A friend is someone who fills our lives with Beauty, Joy and Grace and makes the world we live in a better and happier place.";
quotes[25] = "Happiness is a journey, not a destination.";
quotes[26] = "A primary characteristic of a Godless culture is that individuals constantly seek stimuli, move from one form of entertainment to another, seek diversions, and stay on the run, in order to fill a recognizable void.  Yet they recognize it, this void can only be filled by the tranquility and peace of God.  A God fearing man, on the other hand, possesses contentment.  He is able to derive pleasure and tranquility from nothing more than a quiet moment, a peaceful meditation, a good book, a friendly conversation, a brisk walk, or the stillness of the moment.";
quotes[27] = "Go to your neighbors tag sale.  You will be surprised at the things you can learn about them.";
quotes[28] = "Why is it that a hint indirectly scattered about causes me a much greater concern than that of a direct confrontation?";
quotes[29] = "There is one other area of the brain I would like to mention.  A small chamber where we keep all of our resentments.  Some are big and some are small.  The little ones are harmless and usually get lost in the circuitry of the brain.  It is the big ones that cause most of the problems.";
quotes[30] = 'What little peace we do have is sometimes consumed by our own thinking in the "not knowing" and anticipation of what may or may not be.';
quotes[31] = "A negative thought with a built in hypothesis can get you into all kinds of trouble.";

document.write('<b>Quote for ' + textdate + '</b><br>');
document.write('<i>' + quotes[day] + '</i><br>');
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